It scares me to think that despite spending 20 years of my life teaching and raising the kids, they could still become adults who mix up your/you’re or their/there/they’re and I’ll have wasted 20 years because I have to kill them.
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-kelly oxford’s greatest run-on sentence (via kellyoxford)
I’m 99% sure my journalist parents said the same thing about us.
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